i have too much time on my hands today. being an outcast gives me this great joy.
anyhow, i was reading a blog tonight that was mostly a complaint sheet listing all the things that annoyed that particular person. so i thought, "hey, almost everything annoys me. why don't i write about some of those things on my blog ?" and then i thought back to myself, and said "maybe because no one reads my blog and it would just be a waste of time".
but i can't go to sleep so here it goes .
here we go, the things that annoy a 19 year old bible college student :
[these are the things i think about]; pray for me .
1. Small talk.
Just get to the point already!
2.Brushing your teeth then drinking orange juice.
3.Cold toilet seat
4. The idea that the world runs on money
5.Wet socks.
6.When people leave time remaining on the microwave and you walk by assuming it's the correct time. happens all the time !
7.Getting out of a warm bed, when your house is freezing.
8.Bad internet connection.
9.When you forget you have headphones in and walk away from what they're plugged into
10.Grocery shopping carts with a bad wheel. i'm a walmart junkie .
11.beyonce's stupid commercials .
12.When someone that gets on your nerves IMs [or facebooks] you.
13. When your ears don't pop correctly and you get this excruciating pain as you descend in altitude on the plane ride.
14. crumbs an my keyboard [ as i type this, there are cracker crumbs on my fingers]
-because i can't stop eating in college .
15. popcorn getting stuck in my teeth .
16. Someone calls you. You miss the call by a second. You immediately call them back. They don't pick up. [ or the fact that i left my phone charger in Miami]
17. messy roommates .
18. when everyone seems to want to talk to me in the morning.
19. people waking me up in class. [ or church ]
20. the word "umm" [ especially in prayers ]
21. really loud praise and worship .
22. the one Asian lady in my class that asks me if i left my feet in Miami" everyday [ because i wear sandals to class and its 10 degrees outside ]
23. snow on my feet.
24. my lazy eye
25. pimples.
26. when you're talking to someone and they keep looking somewhere else .
27. People who tell stories in class that's irrelevant to the discussion. oh, grace.
28. Not remembering your dream from the night before
29. when you "feel" your phone get a text message, only to find that your inbox is empty.
30. Someone standing over my shoulder reading the computer screen. {...}
31. when your butt itches and you have to move around in your seat to scratch it, but it doesn't go away. [ or does that only happen to me? ]
32. People who voted for Obama just because everyone else did.
33. when people are praying for you and their breath smells like crap.
34. the "myspace angle" picture that every 15 yr old girl seems to have .
35. when people critique your posts {...}
36. when you're typing and the cursor moves to another spot
37. Fake laughter.
38. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"
39. sweaty armpits [ only reason the cold is good ]
40. forwarded emails that say " if you believe in God, pass this on to a million people"
41. dorm mentors who wake me up everyday by pulling my sheets off.
42. old people complaining about young people. [ "back in my days, blah,blah,blah" ]
43. people who always want to DO something when all i want to do is read or watch movies in my pj's.
44. when i ask for a plain McChicken and they screw up my order .
45. having to pee every time i wake up.
46. people making fun of my buddy holly glasses. [ just because they don't have lens]
47. when you feel like sneezing but it won't come out.
48. contagious yawns .
49. when churches try to be hip. [ lights, hip youth pastors, the fact that every worship leader has to dress cool ]
50. long offering speeches .
51. benny hinn.
52. spanish radio.
53. Venezuelan spanish.
54. people telling me to "buckle up" in a car .
55. Waking up for class
56. not being able to sleep at night.
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